If at first you don't succeed, Blame it on the A-a-a-alcohol!
Jesus is coming, So look busy.
If love is the answer..... Can u please repeat the question?
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
A man at home is worth two on the street. ;)
You were looking good from afar... now your far from looking good.
Life is like a rollercoaster.... I'm bout to throw up and i want to get off!
Death is God's way of telling you."you're fired!"
If you can't beat 'em....Hire someone who can.
Ever stop to think. Then forget to start again?
Join the Army....Meet interesting people...Then kill them!
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
When we met I thought You'd be the one!..... The one who paid my bills!!!!
Sex is the solution to all of Love's problems.
The 100% American is 99% Idiot.
If I seem to give a damn. Please tell me, I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
Get your mind out the gutter.... Its blocking my view!
Never take life seriously- You won't make it out alive anyway!
Girls are like phone. We love to be held and talked to...but if you press the wrong button, You will be disconnected!
Money can't buy happiness, But it can surely rent it for a few hours!
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself!
He who laughs last.... Didn't get the joke while it was fresh!
Where there's a WILL.... I want to be in it!
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